Yes, we’re introducing a shirt after our 44th President, Barack Obama.

The Barack shirt, with its blue pencil stripes of alternating thickness, offers great hope of working together with the most conservative items in your wardrobe and the ones way out in left field.  It’s versatile, with an excellent pedigree and broad appeal.  It’s a blue striped shirt, for goodness sake, so you’re going to be as satisfied with its job performance four years from now as you are the day you buy it. No buyer’s remorse for you.

Unlike certain other Baracks, this one will personally accompany you on any and all job interviews, helping you project a strong, unwavering determination and sticktoitiveness.  It’s economic stimulus in broadcloth.  When Barack’s got your back (along with your arms, neck, and torso, because this is a shirt we’re talking about here, remember), your spine will stiffen, your deeds will exceed even your Periclean words, and those who would obstruct you with implacable opposition will wilt like cut flowers in a sweltering Washington summer.

Such is the power of Barack . . . the shirt . . . just so we’re perfectly clear.